Six Secret Service Agents Suspended Over Butlergate

Introduction

In a shocking turn of events, six Secret Service agents have been suspended over their conduct during a recent assassination attempt on President Trump. The agents were found to have acted unprofessionally and were deemed an "operational failure" by a USSS official.

Current Situation

The incident, which has been dubbed "Butlergate," occurred during the President's visit to a high-profile event. The agents in question were found to have been drinking heavily, causing them to be inebriated and unable to perform their duties effectively. This lapse in judgment and professionalism has caused major concern within the Secret Service and has raised questions about the security of our nation's leaders.

Repercussions

As a result of this incident, the Secret Service has implemented stricter protocols and policies to ensure that a situation like this never happens again. The suspended agents are currently under